BXBX NOVEL Chapter 91
“Handsome and beautiful, what do you want to eat?” The lady boss held a notebook and waited for the name of the dishes.
Xiang Yin handed the menu to Gu Man. “Take a look and order what you like. I’m not picky.”
Gu Man took the menu without hesitation. The barbecue list was more complicated than she had imagined. There were a lot of names of different animals and different parts of the body, making her feel a little confused.
In the end, she ordered some of the usual, chives, chicken wings, and squid that the Host had eaten before. She could not make up her mind about the rest.
Gu Man pointed at a name on the menu and asked the lady boss, “Is this cow tail?” [1. She was actually pointing at Cow P*nis.]
Xiang Yin choked on his tea and coughed.
Gu Man felt strange when she saw that the lady boss did not explain after saying no.
The lady boss coughed lightly. “This is a little hardcore. Can the two of you accept it?”
As soon as the lady boss finished speaking, Xiang Yin immediately said, “We don’t want these.”
Xiang Yin looked at Gu Man and saw that she was still a little confused. He finally said to the lady boss in resignation, “Just recommend some conventional ones.”
The ordered skewers were piled on disposable plates and filled a small table.
Xiang Yin picked up the skewer and scooped all the meat into a bowl before picking it up with his chopsticks.
He glanced to the side and saw a man picking up a skewer and pulling it with his mouth. With a whoosh, a row of meat disappeared, leaving only an empty barbecue skewer on the table.
The man chewed on the meat in big mouthfuls, the corners of his mouth stained with oil and seasoning. As soon as he swallowed it, he picked up a bottle of beer and poured it into his mouth. After drinking it, he even roared, “Awesome!”
Xiang Yin thought to himself, If he had to eat like that, he would rather not eat.
Gu Man thought that Xiang Yin did not know how to eat barbecue and showed him. “This is not how you eat barbecue. Look at me.”
Xiang Yin saw Gu Man open her mouth slightly and bite the meat with her white teeth. She gently pulled the barbecue skewer with her left hand and a piece of meat entered her mouth.
She looked quite nice while eating, Xiang Yin thought.
They were all eating barbecue, so how could Gu Man look so fine while eating?
Xiang Yin tried to eat like Gu Man, but he realized that it was really difficult to operate. He kept feeling that there would be oil stains at the corner of his mouth. In the end, he gave up. “I’ll eat according to my original method.”
Seeing that Xiang Yin could not do such a rough action, Gu Man deliberately smiled and said, “It’s soulless to eat like that.”
Xiang Yin shook his head helplessly. “I’ll die if I eat like they did. Who cares about the soul?”
Another man at the side said loudly, “Brother, come and eat a string of loaches. Men have to eat this.”
Gu Man turned around and thought for a moment before suggesting to Xiang Yin, “Why don’t you have a bunch of loaches too?” [2. It is believed that eating loaches help improve male sexual stamina.]
When Xiang Yin heard this, he accidentally choked on a mouthful of spicy food and coughed hard.
Gu Man kindly filled Xiang Yin’s cup with tea. She thought to herself, was her suggestion wrong again?
Xiang Yin only managed to recover after drinking a full cup of water.
“It’s a little spicy. I choked,” he said without changing his expression. “This should be enough for us. There’s no need to add more.”
Gu Man did not think about anything else and continued eating.
Suddenly, a figure bumped into her. Two bottles of wine fell to the ground with a bang and she fell to the ground.
At this moment, a burly man covered in tattoos came over to help him up.
That person looked up. It was a thin man. His face was sickly green-gray and there were clear bruises around his eyes. He looked like a drug addict. At this moment, he was shouting, “Ouch, ouch, ouch.”
The tattooed man said fiercely, “You bumped into him and knocked over our wine. Hurry up and pay!”
Gu Man frowned. Was he here to ask for money?
The lady boss quickly came over and saw Gu Man and Xiang Yin sitting in their seats. The two men looked like they were not easy to get along with, so she immediately understood what was going on.
She thought that if things got out of hand, she would not be able to continue her business tonight.
Seeing the two bottles of wine that had broken, she quickly said, “Sir, did you accidentally spill it? I’ll give you two bottles for free.”
Unexpectedly, the two men said rudely, “We brought this wine ourselves. There are only two bottles in the world. Can you afford to compensate us? Besides, he fell and got injured. Are you going to help us compensate him?”