BXBX NOVEL Chapter 351 – Own Version of The Story
It was in second place! What an awful title, and the contents of the video were just as awful.
The netizens successively left comments under the video:
“Damn, doesn’t the guy with the outdoor jackets have kicks as skillful as Donnie Yen?”
“The other guy is also crazy! He’s using his fists to counter knees!”
“Are they martial arts students? It’s fine to compete, but why are they wearing underwear over their heads?”
“Haha, it’s actually something that occurred in Dong Shan city. These two are the infamous underwear thieves who ravaged our city, and they got into a fight because they couldn’t distribute their loot evenly.”
“Where is Dong Shan city, I’ve never heard of it before. It’s probably a tiny third-rate city.”
“Yeah, cause obviously you’re city is the best /s. Everyone from Beijing Shanghai, or Guangzhou are all so snobbish.”
“I’m not from any of those cities, I’m from Hangzhou. Beijing, Shanghai, or Guangzhou are too polluted, they can’t even compare to my city.”
“Southerners are all weaklings. You should come to the north and we’ll easily beat you up.”
“Please don’t attack people based on where they live, I hate those kinds of people.”
“I heard Xinjiang had another terrorist attack, good thing I don’t live there.”
“How did you guys stray so far off topic, talk about the video!”
“I heard from a relative who lives in Dong Shan city that the one who’s wearing a private school uniform and uses his fist might be a trust fund baby.”
“And he still won in the end. There’s no god, why couldn’t he have gotten kicked to death.”
Damn, I’m begging you guys to stop making the video even more popular.
In addition, the class leader turned around at this time and stared at me with an ice-cold glare.
Even though the video was low quality and taken from a distance, it still had a frontal view of me.
The face was unclear enough that Loud Mouth couldn’t recognize me, but the main reason was probably because the Qing Zi Academy uniform threw her off.
But the class leader is different because she’s seen me wearing that uniform before. More importantly, I’ve worn that uniform in front of the class leader while fighting Zhao GuangTou and the Xia B Li in berserk mode! (TN: It was the fight near the pet hospital I believe, where they cornered the class leader in an alley)
I also used berserk mode in the video! The class leader could probably recognize me based on my movements alone! The class leader now believes I’m the underwear thief’s accomplice who had a life or death battle with underwear over our heads because we couldn’t split our loot evenly.
Also, Shu Zhe also blamed the underwear thief when he took his sister’s underwear. Now, she might even think I was the one who stole it!
I’m innocent! Even though your underwear did end up in my hands, I gave it to Xiao Qin! Didn’t you see her wearing it at her house? (Although you thought she coincidentally bought the same pair)
Not good. The class leader’s black pupils darted around as she glanced at my face, then she immediately bit down on her lips. Did she realize something? Perhaps that it wasn’t a coincidence Xiao Qin was wearing the same underwear and it was actually one of my schemes?
If I think about it, it seems Xiao Qin told the class leader that the underwear was a gift. Then, that means I would be her first suspect.
The class leader would piece the puzzle together and might come to this unfortunate conclusion:
That the underwear thief was two people, me, and the guy wearing the outdoor jacket in the video.
And that I was the one who stole her underwear and gave it to Xiao Qin, so that I would steal it back after it’s filled with Xiao Qin’s scent.
Then I would be able to obtain a pair of underwear worn by two girls. And if I used that pair of underwear to rub one out, it would mean I was humiliating two girls at the same time.
Ah, she’s walking towards me. She was able to guess I was also watching the video, so she returned the phone to Loud Mouth and walked towards me empty-handed.
Is she planning to use her hands to strangle me?
I paused the video in a hurry, then I raised my collar and contracted my neck like a turtle.
“Class leader... what are you doing? Don’t come any closer.”
She acted like she was a teacher as she placed one hand on my desk and one hand on her hips as she looked down on me as I was sitting down.
At first, she used a disappointed tone of voice:
“Ye Lin, I even defended you when everyone else thought you were the underwear thief. I said you were sleeping in the classroom when the underwear thief was spotted...”
“So it turns out there were two of you! You guys split up to give each other alibis. No wonder you weren’t caught for over two months!”
“Tell me why you became the underwear thief. Also, where did my underwear go? Don’t tell me you gave it to another girl?”
It was good she at least spoke quietly, otherwise, the entire class would have heard.
“Class leader, it’s a misunderstanding. Your brother was the one who stole your underwear....”
As matters stand, I can’t cover for Shu Zhe anymore.
“Are you still shamelessly pushing the blame onto my brother?”
The class leader’s eyes were a bit red.
“Do you like girl’s underwear that much to the extent you wore it over your head? Did you.... already use my underwear to jack off?”
“You’re never allowed to step in our home ever again.”
I was at a loss and wanted to explain, but Xiong YaoYue appeared at Xiao Qin’s spot. She was sucking on a popsicle while listening in to our conversation.
“Why did you come back alone, where’s Xiao Qin?” I blurted.
“Xiao Qin was unlucky and bumped into the math teacher. She was called to the office so they could discuss her poor grades and if she’s interested in math or whatever... I was afraid I would get scolded together, so I ran back first.”
You have pretty good foresight since your grades aren’t much better than Xiao Qin’s.
“Oh right, what were you guys arguing about?”
“Ask him.” The class leader folded her arms in a fit of anger.
Xiong YaoYue looked down and saw my paused video.
“Ah, it’s that! I already watched it yesterday.” Xiong YaoYue laughed, “For some reason, one of them looks a bit like Ye Lin, but why would Ye Lin have a Qing Zi Academy uniform? Hahaha~~~”
The class leader snorted, “That person is Ye Lin. He has a Qing Zi Academy uniform at home, I’ve personally seen him wearing it.”
Xiong YaoYue opened her mouth wide in shock.
“Are you perhaps suspecting he’s the underwear thief?”
“Who else could it be?” The class leader said bitterly.
“No way! It’s clearly your brother...”
Xiong YaoYue quickly shut her mouth when she saw the class leader’s murderous gaze.
“I guess it’s reasonable to say these two are the underwear thieves...”
Xiong YaoYue frowned and thought for a while before coming to a conclusion and said:
“But Ye Lin might not be an accomplice, he might be trying to stop him.”
I’m moved that Xiong YaoYue believes in me.
The class leader remained unmoved, “If he was acting for a just cause, why did he put underwear over his head.”
Xiong YaoYue scratched her face, “It might have been an accident?”
“There’s tons of underwear blown down buildings every year, but do any passersby on the ground end up looking like Ye Lin? He’s clearly a pervert who uses the underwear to jack off.”
“Class leader, that’s where you’re wrong.” Xiong YaoYue’s face turned more serious.
“I can’t guarantee that Ye Lin was acting for a just cause, but I can guarantee he doesn’t jack off with the underwear.”
Xiong YaoYue patted her chest and said seriously. The class leader could only quiet down after seeing her earnest expression.
After a while, the class leader asked quietly: “What evidence do you have?”
“I have evidence, but I can’t really tell you. But I guarantee he didn’t steal underwear to jack off or may I never get married!”
I’m grateful you believe, but you need to stop jinxing yourself.
The class leader was still skeptical. By this time, Loud Mouth had shown the video to many other people. Some of them seemed to realize the one in the Qing Zi Academy uniform looked like me but were too afraid to say anything.
But it looks like we couldn’t keep the secret because Xiong YaoYue was too loud. Right when the class was about to suspect me as the underwear thief, Eunuch Cao suddenly stood up.
“My master didn’t steal underwear, nor is he the underwear thief.”
“The person he’s fighting isn’t the underwear thief either.”
“My master is filming a movie with my dad, it’s a sacrifice for the sake of art!”