I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

Wang Mang completely lost consciousness during his evolution.

Two hours later.

Wang Mang had just woken up from his evolution.

After waking up, Wang Mang immediately observed the changes in his body.

First of all!

The two sharp horns on his head had grown a lot longer.

In the past, it was close to five meters, but now it was more than five meters long.

Moreover, Wang Mang could probably use them for an attack.

With these sharp and long horns, Wang Mang doesn’t need to worry about other monsters being able to bite his head off

Apart from that, his body had grown a little longer.

Of course, it had also become much thicker.

As for how much he had changed, Wang Mang wasn’t too sure.

Therefore, Wang Mang muttered in his heart, “System, open my personal information.”

The next moment, his personal information appeared in front of him.

Host: Wang Mang.

Type: Black Fiend Bull Python

Status: Peak

Cultivation: 3,900 years.

Physique: 72 meters long, 6.4 meters wide, 66,000 kilograms.

Combat Strength: Bite force: 66,000 kg, speed: 95 kilometers per hour.

Skills: Death Bind, Corrosive Poison, Skin Camouflage, Steel Body, Super Self-Healing, Underwater Breathing, Bloodthirsty Rage Kill, Ten Thousand Beast Deterrence, Wishful Shrinking.

Divine Powers: King’s Enslavement, Soul Control Seal Technique.

Special: Storage Space, Information Detection, Knotweed King Segment, 90% Evolution Card x1, Advanced Gacha x1, Free Dive Power Upgrade x1, Specified Wheel of Fortune x1, Random Wheel of Fortune x3.

Mall: Activated.

Luck Points: 25 (unlucky guy)

Evolution Value: 23,150/40,0

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After reading his personal information, Wang Mang nodded in satisfaction.

This time, his strength had indeed increased a lot.

His body length had also broken through to more than 70 meters!

The width of his body did not increase much, now measuring only 6.4 meters.

However, he still gained five tons of weight!

Now, he weighed 66 tons!

His cultivation had increased by a hundred years.

This made the king speechless.

He realized that every time he evolved, his cultivation increased very slowly!

However, his combat strength could not be measured by his cultivation.

After all, Wang Mang’s cultivation was less than four thousand years.

However, he still killed the 4,100-year-old Azure Python King! And the Stone Demon King!

Therefore, the current Wang Mang was definitely the strongest demon king in the province! He was undoubtedly the overlord!

As for the Black Bear King, Wang Mang was now very confident that he could kill this fellow!

However, after being with him for so long, the Black Bear Demon King had also helped him a lot.

Furthermore, the Black Bear Demon King was now very familiar with him. Both sides were friendly toward each other.

Otherwise, Wang Mang would have already killed the Black Bear Demon King.

There was another reason why he didn’t kill this fellow. The Black Bear Demon King wasn’t much of a threat to him.

Wang Mang, who was in a good mood, started to feel conflicted again after enjoying the fruits of his victory.

Should he open the Advanced Gacha first?

Or should he spin a Random Wheel of Fortune first?

Or should he choose the Specified Wheel of Fortune first?

Oh my god!

This kind of conflicting feeling made Wang Mang feel so spiteful yet refreshed!

If only he could be so conflicted every day.

Wang Mang, who was in a good mood, thought for a moment and made a decision.

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He decided to open the Advanced Gacha first!

With this thought in mind, Wang Mang muttered happily, “System, open the Advanced Gacha!”

The next moment, the system’s familiar voice sounded.

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully opened the Advanced Gacha …]

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have obtained a fighter pilot’s license!]

…

After hearing the system’s voice,

Wang Mang nearly fainted.

What f*cking fighter pilot’s license!

I’m not flying a fighter jet, so why would I need a pilot’s license?!

To be honest, Wang Mang almost couldn’t help but curse.

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What the hell was this?!

A driver’s license was included here!

System! Please be human!

Don’t mess with me like this!

30,000 to 50,000 evolution value would do!

At that moment, Wang Mang felt extremely depressed.

He really did not expect the system to give him a pilot’s license!

One minute later.

Under Wang Mang’s nervousness, the system’s voice sounded again.

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have obtained a box of Master Kang’s Old Tan Pickled Vegetable Noodles!]

F*ck… F*ck! F*ck you!

After hearing the system’s voice, Wang Mang couldn’t help but cry.

This system was not treating him right again!

Everything was here!

Even f*cking instant noodles were here!

At this moment, Wang Mang even wanted to die from anger at this system.

Although it had indeed been a long time since he ate instant noodles, there was no need for the system to give him a box of it!

Thinking of this, Wang Mang felt depressed again.

Could he just be unlucky today? Was it not suitable for him to open the gacha today?

Just as Wang Mang was feeling puzzled, the system’s voice sounded again.

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have received 2,000 evolution value!]

Hearing this, Wang Mang heaved a sigh of relief.

Although 2,000 evolution value was not much, it was better than the system not being human!

Look! What did the system give him?

A fighter driver’s license! A box of old jars of pickled vegetable noodles!

Therefore, obtaining 2,000 evolution value this time also made Wang Mang feel much better.

Then, the system’s voice sounded for the fourth time.

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have received 3,000 evolution value!]

Not bad! Not bad!

‘The system is on my side again! Give me something good!’

Wang Mang heaved a sigh of relief. His mood turned from gloomy to sunny again, and he began to look forward to the next prize.

If he didn’t get anything good on the fifth try…

In that case, Wang Mang’s Advanced Gacha could be considered a loss!

The next moment, the system’s voice sounded for the fifth time.

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have obtained a snake action movie!]

???

After hearing the system’s voice,

Wang Mang was completely speechless.

At this moment, his mind was filled with question marks.

He would never have dreamed of this.

There were actually three pieces of trash in a gacha!

What made Wang Mang even more flustered was that…

The system really gave him a movie about snakes this time!

Could it be that what he had said before had come true?

Thinking of this, Wang Mang wanted to cry but had no tears.

What use did he have for this?!

He did not have to learn how to be a snake!

Did the system really want him to learn from this?

At the thought of this, Wang Mang didn’t even have the strength to complain.

Forget it, forget it!

It was impossible to get good things every time.

After a moment of silence, Wang Mang helplessly thought to himself.

This time, opening an Advanced Gacha had broken Wang Mang’s heart.

F*ck, he only got 5,000 evolution value. He got trash three times out of five.

Was his face the issue?

Thinking of this, Wang Mang felt depressed and displeased at the same time.

This was the most trashy thing he had ever opened.

Thinking of this, Wang Mang became even more displeased. He couldn’t help but think to himself, ‘I don’t believe that I deserve this!’

With this thought in mind, Wang Mang made up his mind. He gritted his teeth and muttered, “System, give me a Random Wheel of Fortune!”

The next moment, the system’s familiar voice sounded.

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully used Random Wheel of Fortune x1!]

Then, a huge wheel appeared in Wang Mang’s mind.

However, when he saw the nine prizes on the compass,

Wang Mang couldn’t help but laugh.

‘Because.’

The nine prizes were:

[Black Flame Bull Python!]

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[Void Python!]

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[Star Python!]

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[Blue Sky Bull Python!]

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[Nine-headed Hell Python!]

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[Nine-Colored Heaven Swallowing Python!]

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[3000 Evolution Value!]

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[30,000 Evolution Value!]

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[50% Evolution Card!]