I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 100 million evolution value!]

Damn!

Although he was indeed looking for evolution value, 100 million was practically peanuts at this point.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 200 million evolution value! ]

This was not much better…

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 200 million evolution value! 1

No! No! No!

His plan to evolve twice was going down the drain!

F*ck!

[Ding! Congratulations! You have received an autographed basketball!]

???

Wang Mang was on the verge of tears and curses.

Could things get any more unlucky?

‘Sir System! Please stop playing around!’

[Ding! Congratulations! You have received a collector’s edition Blu-ray movie set!]

“Sh*t! F*ck! *ssh*le”

A series of expletives spewed out of Wang Mang’s mouth.

Trash! Complete and utter trash!

What kind of luck was this?!

Frustrated, he pondered whether this run of poor luck would continue. However, if he stopped now, he would have to give up on evolving twice as well.

He had to keep going!

It was time to go big or go home!

“System, open the Mysterious Grand Prize for breaking the shackles of fate!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully unlocked the Mysterious Grand Prize for breaking the shackles of fate! ]

[Ding! Warm reminder: This grand prize offers 9 possible rewards, one from each round. Each round, the host will be presented with three unknown cards, and may flip one over to obtain a reward. The rewards will be refreshed each round!]

Wang Mang was stunned. It was a new reward mechanic!

Moments later, three extremely mysterious cards appeared in Wang Mang’s mind.

The first card was red, the second gold, and the third purple.

[Host, please choose one card to flip open!]

It seemed that the system had mastered all types of gacha and gambling mechanics…

Still, nothing ventured, nothing gained.

“System, 1 choose the purple card!”

Then, all three cards in Wang Mang’s mind flipped over.

[Card 1: Red: A 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach! ]

[Card 2: Gold: Free Evolution xi! ]

[Card 3: Purple: 500 million evolution value! ]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 500 million evolution value!)

Motherfucker!

Had his bad luck really carried over?

At this moment, three new mysterious cards appeared in Wang Mang’s mind. This time, the first card was blue, the second was green, and the third was gray.

After examining the cards, but failing to find any useful clues, he gritted his teeth and said, “System, I choose the gray card!”

Once again, the three cards in his mind were flipped over.

[Card 1: Blue: 5 billion evolution value! ]

[Card 2: Green: 9.9 billion evolution value! |

[Card 3: Gray: 900 million evolution value! ]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 900 million evolution value! 1

Really?

Realllyyyyy?

He picked the worst choice again!

Such injustice!

‘Fine! Have it your way then! 1 refuse to believe that 1’11 pick the worst reward three times in a row!’

At this moment, three new cards appeared in his mind.

It was the final round!

This time, the cards were black, white and royal yellow.

This was it!

“System, I choose royal yellow!”

Then, the three cards in his mind were flipped over.

[Card 1: Black: io,ooo-year-old immortal ginseng!]

[Card 2: White: 1 million evolution value!)

[Card 3: Royal Yellow:…]