I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained template: Eight-Winged Three-headed Python!]

[Remarks: The Eight-Winged Three-Headed Python is an upgraded variant of the Six-Winged Three-Headed Python, and possesses the same divine powers. Its maximum body length can reach up to 300 meters.]

[Ding! The host has obtained a new template. Do you want to replace the current template?]

Sigh…

It was indeed a new template, but as it was merely an upgraded variant, nothing much would change.

Forget it! It was better than having no template!

“System! Replace the current template!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Template successfully replaced!]

[Ding! Do you wish to reclaim the old template?]

“Yes,” Wang Mang muttered.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 5 billion evolution value!]

Hmm…

It seemed that the old template was still worth something.

Not bad!

Now, it was time to finish the last of his rewards.

“System, activate the Top-grade Gacha!”

He hoped that this gacha would ensure that he had enough evolution value to evolve twice.

[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully activated the top-grade blind box!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 5 billion evolution value!]

This was a nice start…

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 10 billion evolution value!]

Things were looking good…

This should be enough to evolve twice, right?

This made Wang Mang happier, as he did not need to feel stressed about the next draws.

Then, as if on cue…

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 1 ton of gold!]

Yup, the system was back at it again…

Now, he had a ton of useless shiny metal. Sigh…

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 5 billion evolution value!]

[Ding! Congratulations! You have received a box of herbal tea!]

???

F*ck! Now it was herbal tea…

It seemed that the system’s coffers were filled with useless trashy items that existed solely to spite him. Well, at least there was that 5 billion evolution value…

Wang Mang felt like crying. The feeling of being messed with by the system would likely never change.

At this moment, the system’s voice rang for the sixth time.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 5 billion Evolution Points!]

Wang Mang finally heaved a sigh of relief.

In the end, the harvest had been decent, and despite the two trashy items, he had obtained a total of 25 billion evolution value.

Now, it was time to once again increase his strength. With the advent of the apocalypse approaching, he had to become strong enough to at least hold his own against those land immortals. Otherwise, he would have to relive the experience of being pursued again in the future.

Thinking this, Wang Mang’s blood boiled, and he chanted in his heart, “System! Begin the evolution!”

[Ding! 43 billion evolution value has been successfully deducted! Beginning evolution…]

Soon after, Wang Mang lost consciousness. Once he awoke two hours later, he immediately muttered, “System, begin the next evolution!”

[Ding! 45 billion evolution value has been successfully deducted! Beginning evolution…]

[Warm reminder: After this evolution, the status information panel will change!]

Like clockwork, Wang Mang lost consciousness again…