I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

Another mission?

Was the system giving him an opportunity to vent his anger?

It certainly seemed that way.

The first mission was definitely the safest, but Wang Mang had endured too many curses and insults during his time here.

He was itching to get back at these bustards!

Therefore, the first mission option was definitely out of the question, while the second, although feasible, was not something Wang Mang would do.

He was a python with dignity, and would not stoop so low as to sh*t everywhere like a disgusting animal… or would he?

Thus, he was left with the third, but riskiest mission option. However, the risks also came with some good rewards.

Pondering the matter, Wang Mang hesitated for a moment, but in the end gritted his teeth and did it. He would teach these bullies a lesson in his own way!

“System, I choose Mission 3!”

[Ding! Congratulations! The host has successfully selected a mission option! Please complete the mission as soon as possible to obtain the reward!]

Wang Mang already had a plan, albeit a rather shameless one. Still, it was better than having no plan at all.

He whispered to Xiao Tianquan, “Let’s go! We’ll go and piss on that dog butcher!”

Xiao Tianquan was shocked.

“Master, are you sure about this? I’m a little afraid of him… He kills dogs!”

Hearing this, Wang Mang replied with a tinge of disappointment, “Xiao Tianquan, don’t you feel angry at how they’ve treated us in this village? Those damn bustards are treating us like sewer rats!”

“Are you willing to leave without at least getting at least some payback?”

After hearing Wang Mang’s words, Xiao Tianquan gritted his teeth and said, “Okay! I’ll follow your lead, Master!”

“However, Master, you have to protect me later. Only then will I dare to piss on him.”

After a moment of silence, Wang Mang nodded. “Don’t worry. I’ll back you up.”

Then, the pair made their way back to the stall.

“Why are you two bustards here again? Have you changed your mind?”

The burly dog butcher grinned.

Wang Mang simply sneered and pulled Xiao Tianquan over.

“Get him!”

Hearing Wang Mang’s words, Xiao Tianquan immediately undid his pants pocket and pulled out his little brother.

Seeing this, the burly dog butcher was stunned.

What were these two demons trying to do?

Seconds later, he found out.

A golden liquid suddenly sprayed onto his face.

???

It took a few seconds for the burly dog butcher to finally come back to his senses.

“You guys… Argh! This is too much!”

After wiping his face, the dog butcher was fuming with anger.

He had never thought that these two fellows would actually dare to do something so disgusting!

At this moment, the dog butcher wished he could kill the two of them!

However, remembering the novice village rules, he restrained himself. The punishment for violating the rules was death!

Moreover, this rule was not set by an ordinary existence, but by the master of this world!

However, he was still apoplectic with rage. The dog meat he had on sale had all been covered with urine, which meant that no one would buy them.

“How dare you do this! You guys are so dead!”

“If you ever leave the village, or I’ll tear you into pieces!”

Wang Mang was already primed to make a quick getaway. However, he soon realized that the man would not attack them.

It seemed that these villagers really would not dare to fight in the village. A sense of relief washed over him. It seemed that his master plan was feasible, after all!

At the same time, the surrounding stall owners also witnessed this scene, and were taken aback at how brazen Wang Mang and Xiao Tianquan were.

Were these fools not afraid of revenge? Were they planning to hide in the village forever?

However, Wang Mang’s next words left everyone dumbstruck.

“Alright! At most, I won’t ever leave the village, and will come here and piss on you every day!”

“In any case, it’s not like 1 run a stall. Who’s afraid of who? Kill me if you dare!”

At this point, Wang Mang felt the bottled up anger dissipating. Venting one’s emotions really was the best!

The burly man, who was originally furious, was stunned. He could not even come up with a response to that statement.

F*ck!

If these two animals came to his stall every day to pee, there was nothing he could do about it.

Similarly, the surrounding stall owners were also equally shocked. These two demons seemed hell-bent on destroying the dog butcher’s business!

After all, who would buy demon beast meat stained with urine? No one!

The dog butcher’s face turned ashen. He could only suppress his anger and say with exasperation, “Forget it! I won’t argue with you any more. Hurry up and leave!”

Hearing this, Wang Mang was instantly overjoyed. His threat worked!

However, he was not done yet…

‘You want to send me away just like this?’

‘Not happening!’

Thinking this, Wang Mang suddenly said arrogantly, “Do you think that this is the end? Let me tell you! It’s not that simple!”

“In the future, you have to pay me protection fees!”

“I will come back in the afternoon. If you don’t give me a Heaven Immortal realm demon beast, 1 will teach you another painful and smelly lesson!”