I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

Chapter 455 - 455: Round Two



After calming himself down, he thought about it briefly, and guessed that it might have something to do with the fact that the tiger had not resisted/

In any case, Wang Mang was in a good mood as he envisioned himself leading an army of experts and dominating the mystic realm.

He briefly glanced at the other two demon realm experts that Xiao Tianquan had brought over, but in the end, decided against it. It was far more beneficial for Xiao Tianquan to break through to the Heaven Immortal realm.

At this moment, the tiger in the cage said respectfully, “Greetings, Master!”

Xiao Tianquan was dumbfounded by this scene. He had not expected his master to be so powerful as to be able to control experts stronger than himself.

His admiration for Wang Mang grew even more. This was what it meant to be heaven-defying!

Wang Mang nodded in satisfaction. Then, he transformed into his human form and said to the tiger, ‘Til call you Shan Jun.”

“Shan Jun, how do I get you out of the cage?”

“Master, you only need to erase the formation patterns engraved on the cage.”

It was only now that Wang Mang actually took a proper look at the cage. After careful observation, he discovered that there were indeed many strange runes on it.

This was the first time Wang Mang had seen such things, and he was intrigued. He subconsciously reached out and wiped the patterns, and they disappeared.

Wang Mang was very surprised. This thing was quite magical. Who had designed it?

Seconds later, the tiger transformed into a burly young man and emerged from the cage.

He knelt on one knee before Wang Mang and said respectfully, “Shan Jun greets Master!”

“Not bad, not bad!” Wang Mang nodded in satisfaction.

“Your current condition is quite bad right now, so focus on recovering.”

” Yes, Master.”

The burly young man nodded respectfully, and then he sat down cross-legged and began to recover.

Wang Mang also did the same, as he was basically out of energy after using the God Control Seal once.

In his current state, he was no different from a punching bag.

A day later, Wang Mang slowly opened his eyes, which now looked sharp and spirited. He had returned to his peak condition, as had Shan Jun.

Shan Jun had already stood up, and respectfully said to Wang Mang, “Master, I have to leave this place. Otherwise, the consequences will be very serious.” “Heaven Immortal realm experts are not allowed to stay in the novice village.

Master, I’ll wait for your summons in the nearby forest!”

Wang Mang nodded and waved his hand.

“Very well. Go ahead. 1 will come look for you when it is time.”

Hearing this, Shan Jun nodded respectfully and quickly left the novice village. “Master, will he escape your control?” Xiao Tianquan could not help but ask. “Don’t worry. It’s impossible for him to escape!””

“Let’s go! We’ll go collect more goodies from the stalls today.”

“I think we can keep this up for two more days, then we’ll find a chance to slip away.”

“After all, we still have the Sovereign Space’s mission to complete.”

Xiao Tianquan nodded. He had wanted to remind Wang Mang about it, but it now seemed unnecessary.

That being said, he was eager to see what other goodies he would be able to earn today. It was time for a second day of waterworks!

Then, the two of them immediately walked toward the village’s streets arrogantly. Now, everybody was doing their best to avoid them like the plague. No one wanted to get involved or be implicated by their shenanigans. After all, word about yesterday’s incident had already spread to every corner of the village,

When Wang Mang arrived at the first stall, the owner looked at them bitterly.

“Sirs, you… What are you doing here?”

Wang Mang sized up the stall, which was an item shop of sorts.

He rubbed his fingers together and said, “You didn’t pay the protection fee

yesterday, so pay up now. Or else!”

Hearing this, the man hesitated. However, Xiao Tianquan knew exactly what to do. He walked over to Wang Mang and asked, “Master, do you want me to start pissing?”

As he spoke, Xiao Tianquan started to unbuckle his belt, which caused the man’s face to turn green.

“Wait!”

He quickly shouted and took out a yellow talisman from his storage bag. He sighed and said, “This is a spatial teleportation talisman created by a Tier expert.”

“Once used, it can teleport the user ten thousand kilometers away! Although the cost of using it is not low, it is still an excellent life-saving trump card.”

Wang Mang’s eyes lit up as he accepted the spatial teleportation talisman. This was good stuff, and was likely similar to the one he had used while fleeing from Immortal Nanhua.

After nodding in satisfaction, he said, “Xiao Tianquan! Let’s go to the next stall!”

The next stall belonged to a lady, who was also a peak-level Earth Immortal realm expert. This stall sold the blood of demon beasts of different levels of strength.

However, before Wang Mang arrived, she had put away all of her goods.

Thus, when she saw Wang Mang and Xiao Tianquan, she said with a cold face,

“There’s nothing for you here!”

Hearing this, Wang Mang was not angry, but he simply said to Xiao Tianquan, “Open fire!”

“Alright, Master,” Xiao Tianquan replied excitedly. Then, he unbuckled his pants and commenced the bombardment.

However, the lady was prepared and easily dodged the attacks. However, her stall was not so lucky, and was soon covered in smelly golden liquid.

After that, Wang Mang and Xiao Tianquan, leaving behind an angry and disgusted lady. Soon, they arrived at the third stall, which happened to belong to the pot-bellied man…

At this moment, Wang Mang arrived at the third shop.

Seeing the pair, the man shouted angrily, “Why are you guys here again?” “Didn’t we agree yesterday that you wouldn’t cause trouble for me in the future?”


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