I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully devoured a ninth-level Golden Immortal realm expert! Obtained 200,000 energy points!]

[Ding! Evolution requirements met. Begin evolution?]

"No!"

…

Wang Mang\'s mood immediately brightened further. He would evolve soon, but first, he wanted to see if he could accumulate enough energy points to reach the Taiyi Golden Immortal realm.

"System, display my status information!"

[Wang Mang: Disciple of a Quasi-Saint (Great General of Longwei)]

[Species: Void Python (Limit: 700 meters)]

[Cultivation: 28,000 years (Eighth-level Immortal Emperor Realm)]

[Physique: HP: 4,800, Energy: 4,800, 590 meters long, 29 meters wide, 5,900,000 tons]

[Ordinary Divine Powers: God Control Seal, Void Escape, Void Blade, Void Hand, World Walk, Myriad Transformations.]

[Top-Grade Divine Powers: Three Lives Buddha (Minor Mastery), Hongjun Three Corpse Technique, Demon God\'s Fury (Perfect Mastery).]

[Special: Storage Space, Information Detection, Top-grade World Multicolored Stone x1, Advanced-grade World Card, Top-grade World Card x1, Tier 5 pill formula x1, Top-grade Bad Luck Card x1, Bottle of Blood Recovery Pills x1, Bottle of Energy Recovery Pills x1, Emotionless Potion x1, Divine Martial Sword x1, Immortal Treasure Chest x1.]

[Luck value: 299 (Great Luck)]

[Energy Points: 5,000,000/2,600,000]

…

Wang Mang nodded to himself.

After his cultivation level fell, he would need a total of 7.6 million energy points to evolve and advance to the Taiyi Golden Immortal realm.

Would the Immortal Treasure Chest be enough?

After all, it had never failed him before…

Thinking this, Wang Mang\'s eyes lit up.

"System, open the Immortal Treasure Chest!"

[Ding! Congratulations! Immortal Treasure Chest successfully opened!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 300,000 energy points!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained an Invisibility Talisman created by a Heavenly Immortal expert!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 300,000 energy points!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 500,000 energy points!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 500,000 energy points!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a certain deity\'s golden hairpin!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a Top-grade Gacha x1!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a certain celebrity\'s undergarments!]

…

Wang Mang was speechless.

Holy sh*t! It was a box in a box!

1.6 million energy points was not bad, but it still left him 1 million energy points short. Fortunately, he had gotten a Top-grade Gacha, but…

Would his luck hold out?

Wang Mang was a little uncertain as he thought nervously.

After hesitating for a while, Wang Mang gritted his teeth and muttered, "System, activate the Top-grade Gacha!"

[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully activated the Top-grade Gacha!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a box of children\'s snacks!]

???

F*ck!

Not good!

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a box of cookies!]

Oh no!

His fears were becoming reality…

Why were these snacks even in a Top-grade Gacha?

It felt like the system was purposely messing with him!

While Wang Mang was fuming, the system\'s voice rang out for the third time.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 500,000 energy points!]

After hearing the system\'s voice this time, Wang Mang finally heaved a sigh of relief.

If he did not gain any energy points, Wang Mang would really curse.

Now, he was still short of 500,000 energy points and had three more chances at prizes…

The system would not screw him over, right?

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a box of crispy noodles!]

"I... F*ck!"

Wang Mang could not help but curse. Was this a snack Gacha? Where the hell was all the good stuff?

A minute later, the system\'s voice rang out for the fifth time.

[Ding! Congratulations! A box of hot and sour noodles!]

Ugh…

Wang Mang was completely speechless, and felt that it was hopeless. His hopes were shattered!

Just as Wang Mang sighed helplessly, the system\'s voice rang out for the sixth time.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained…]