I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully obtained 10 million energy points!]

Ohhhh!

Finally!

Wang Mang almost burst into tears of joy. The system had actually redeemed itself!

At this moment, Wang Mang was in a very good mood, and the depression he felt from the previous five prizes was swept away.

Was this a sign of good things to come?

“System, activate an Immortal-grade Gacha!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully activated an Immortal-grade Gacha!] [Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a piglet born from a land immortal sow!] ???

What did this have to do with him? What was the use of giving him a piglet?

At this moment, Wang Mang could no longer smile. Was there going to be a repeat of the previous experience?

[Ding! Congratulations! You have obtained a set of Pan Jinlian’s underwear!] F*cking hell!

Wang Mang was truly panicking, because once the underwear appeared, it would do so continuously.

A minute passed quickly while Wang Mang was worrying.

[Ding! Congratulations! You have obtained one piece of Su Daji’s lingerie!]

As expected!

Not long after.

The system’s voice rang out for the fourth time.

[Ding! Congratulations! You have received a pair of Turtle Hermit’s underwear!]

Yup, the system seemed intent on toying with him like this, every single time. Why was it like this? Sigh…

Wang Mang’s heart was filled with grief and indignation, and he kept his fingers crossed.

[Ding! Congratulations! [Obtained a pair of Pigsy’s underwear!]

F*ck! F*cking system!

However, as if appearing magically to calm him down…

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 500,000 energy points!]

After hearing the system’s voice this time, Wang Mang felt much better. It was not much, but at least it was not underwear.

A minute later…

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 2,000,000 Energy Points!]

Not bad! Not bad! Finally!

Wang Mang secretly heaved a sigh of relief. At least he got something out of it in the end, though overall it was a drop in the bucket.

However, just as Wang Mang thought that the prizes for the Gacha had ended…

The system’s voice rang out for the eighth time.

[Ding! Congratulations! Thank you for participating!]

???

F*ck!

Thank you for your participation?

This was definitely the first time Wang Mang had gotten this kind of message.

What the hell? What was the system playing at?

Thinking this, Wang Mang felt very tired. After calculating everything.

Wang Mang had only accumulated 43 million energy points, and was nowhere

close to his fourth evolution. He only had one Immortal-grade Gacha left…

Could he still pull it off?

Wang Mang took a deep breath, adjusted his state of mind and then muttered,

“System, activate the Immortal-grade Gacha!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully activated the Immortal-grade Gacha!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 1 million energy points!]

Finally! A decent start…bender

It was not a large amount, but was still a positive sign of things to come.

A minute later, the system’s voice rang out for the second time.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 1 million energy points!]

Not bad!

Wang Mang secretly nodded.

Then…

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a blessed land in the Sage Emperor

Continent!]

???

Blessed land?

This thing was useless to Wang Mang!

After all, there were too many immortal mountains and blessed lands in this world, and Wang Mang could just as easily grab one for himself with ease. At this moment, the system’s voice rang out for the fourth time.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a bottle of low-grade Tier 3 medicinal pills,

Vitality Fortifying Pills!]

What was the use of Tier 3 medicinal pills? They did not even sell for very much. Well, it was at least better than underwear.

While Wang Mang was feeling melancholic, the system’s voice rang out for the fifth time.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 2,000,000 energy points!]

Whoa!

They were back in business!

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 3,000,000 energy points!]

Oh, yeah baby! There was hope, after all!

His accumulated energy points had now exceeded 50 million!

Wang Mang’s mood brightened, as he waited for the next prize announcement.

A minute later, the system’s voice rang out for the seventh time.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 5,000,000 energy points!]

Holy hell!

Awesome, awesome!

He was getting closer and closer to that fourth evolution!

Then, just as Wang Mang thought that the Gacha had ended…

The system’s voice rang out for the eighth time.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained…]