Chapter 192: Three Minute Brother Li
"Lyla, don\'t worry, we will not do something that might harm your cute unconscious husband. Of course, if you don\'t believe me, you can ask sister XinXin," Irene replied with assurance, pointing at Li Xin, who nodded in response.
"Yes, Sister Lyla, there is no need to worry about Brother. He won\'t be that mad even if we wrote a bunch of vicious things on his face," Li Xin stated with self-confidence as she took a pen from Irene.
While Lyla who heard both of them became speechless.
"Priestess Irene, he is not my husband, so stop joking with that. Also, Li Xin, I know he won\'t be that mad at this, but it isn\'t the right thing to do when someone is sleeping and unconscious," Lyla asserted with a strict look.
However, both Irene and Li Xin didn\'t care.
"Lyla, if Li Wei is not your husband, then stop worrying. It\'s not like we are trying to strip him naked and do some unspeakable things. Of course, if he is your husband, then say so; we won\'t do anything," Irene stated with a shrug and after her, Li Xin also replied.
"Sister Lyla, there is no need to worry if it\'s the right thing to do or not because Brother will be secretly happy even if he is fuming about this," she remarked with a carefree expression, remembering the times when she did things like this.
It was only a few times when Li Wei was sick and was sleeping in the afternoon. If not with her lazy sleeping time, she wouldn\'t have been able to do this. Nevertheless, he was just a little mad at her and did nothing except pinching her cheeks painfully after she drew a few things on his face.
He was also happy at her jokes like this, so she didn\'t think there was any problem doing this again.
Lyla also thought there was no problem, but she just felt unwilling to see him getting bullied for no reason, so she still wanted to stop these two.
However, before she could stop them, three more people appeared. They were none other than Li Yin, Lily, and Alice.
"Sister Li, I also want to doodle on Brother Li\'s face," Lily requested with a cute look, while Li Yin and Alice looked at Li Xin with hope for the same thing.
"Of course, you can doodle as much as you want, but be careful not to wake him up," Li Xin replied, still being carefree about it.
"Really? That\'s great, Sister Li! Now I can take revenge from him for bullying me yesterday," Lily stated with a fierce expression as she started to think about what to write.
Li Yin and Alice were also thinking about what to write on his face, while Olivia and Elva were stunned, not knowing when they left to do this.
They were also interested in doodling on his face; however, they were still restrained as Li Wei wasn\'t too familiar with them. Of course, the same was for Alice, but she didn\'t care about small things like this.
For her cat nature, having fun is important, even if she gets scolded badly, so she ignored the piercing glare of Elva while waiting for Lyla to give way as she was still standing in front of Li Wei with a troubled face.
This made Irene feel a little irritated as she was about to get back at Li Wei for bullying her?
"Lyla, stand aside or join us. It\'s your chance to bully him, or in the future, it won\'t be easy for you to do," Irene suggested, trying to give her a pen.
But Lyla rejected it instantly and backed out with a sigh.
"I won\'t stop you from doing this, but make sure not to go overboard," she replied, giving up on stopping them.
She didn\'t have any choice here, as she wasn\'t related to Li Wei in a real way. If she kept blocking Li Xin and others, things might go sour, and this was the least she wanted.
As for caring about Li Wei, she did, but she felt it would be more useful to care about the feelings of Li Xin and others rather than him, so she sacrificed him directly with a little hesitation.
\'I am sorry, Li Wei, I could only do this,\' she apologized in her mind as she saw Li Xin and others starting to do a great job on his face with different colors.
Li Xin and Li Yin used red ones to write their names with a heart on his left cheek, while Lily and Alice drew a slime and a cat with pink and black colors on his right cheek.
As for Irene, she took his whole forehead to write some weird characters that gave a creepy feeling with a purple color.
Were they done yet? Of course not. How could there be no Dracula teeth, dark eyes, and an ugly nose? So, they all drew them one by one, while Lyla, Elva, and Olivia witnessed all of this with twitching expressions.
They didn\'t stop them, as it wasn\'t something overboard, and all was happening with Li Xin\'s permission, who seemed to be enjoying it a lot and even painted his face with white color, making him look like a zombie.
But soon they ran into a problem.
"Sister Li, there is no space to write anything, and I have a lot in mind," Lily complained with a pout, as she was done writing her name and words like "bad brother Li," "scumbag brother Li," "idiot brother Li," and so on.
Of course, Alice helped her to come up with this, while she also wrote her name after drawing a cute cat eating a ton of food.
Li Xin and Irene felt a little speechless as they were being more vicious than them. However, they were also facing the same problems after doodling all kinds of minor details on his face and finally running out of space.
Li Xin still wanted to doodle more as writing with magic pens felt great. It was just like a normal pen, but the ink here came out with MP she put inside, so she was getting the feeling of doing something great and wanted to take it to the next level.
She didn\'t worry about the space to write because for her, there was a lot of space, especially on his chest where she and Li Yin were sitting without any care.
So, after deciding what to do, they both backed down to sit on his hip while casting a glance at his half-torn shirt because of the spar before. It was already torn so Li Xin didn\'t even hesitate and directly tore it fully, revealing his perfect and refined body with a satisfied and proud nod.
"Here, now we have more writing space," she announced with a smile and carefree expression.
While Irene and Alice blushed watching his chest, the same was for Lyla, Elva, and Olivia; they became red like tomatoes.
If Li Wei was awake, it wouldn\'t affect them too much, but now he was unconscious and got his shirt torn ruthlessly by Li Xin as if she were about to do something unspeakable with those excited eyes.
Of course, Lily was the most excited person here as she now has a lot of space to write.
"Yay! Sister Li, you are the best!" she shouted cheerfully and without hesitation started doodling on him with a bunch of vicious words like "Pig Brother Li", Crow Brother Li", "Three Minute Brother Li," and such.
This made everyone stunned, and they all forgot to speak for a moment. Even Li Xin was the same as she wondered what would happen if he saw these vicious words.
As she thought of this, she felt Li Wei\'s body moving a little, so she hurriedly glanced at his face, only to see his eyelids moving. Others too saw this, and they all became stiff.
"Argh, my head hurts," Li Wei groaned in pain, feeling a stinging headache as he opened his eyes slowly only to see Li Xin and Li Yin sitting on his hip while Lily looked at him with a scared expression, with a pen in her hand.
He became puzzled and stunned at the same time, wondering what was happening.
"XinXin, YinYin what\'s going on? Why are you sitting on my body? Also, Lily, what\'s with that scared look? Did something happen again?" he inquired with a frown still not aware of the situation.
However, his attention was soon attracted by the words "Three Minute Brother Li" written on his chest with large size and poor handwriting.
But it was still readable, so it almost made him spit blood after reading it. However, it didn\'t stop there. Li Wei found more and more vicious things written on his body and even on his neck.
\'What the fuck is going on?\' he cursed in his mind with a dumbfounded look and looked around to see Li Xin, Li Yin, Lily, Alice, and Irene looking away, trying to whistle with a dumb look while hiding their pens.
"It seems you all need a good lesson!" Li Wei muttered deeply with a twitching mouth and cold glare, before grabbing Li Xin and Li Yin\'s hands.
"Brother, wait..." Li Xin screamed, wanting to say something, but it was already too late as Li Wei grabbed the pen from her hand and started his revenge, a tooth for a tooth and a doodle for a doodle.
The whole process took quite a while with crying voices and complaints; nevertheless, he did it and after he was done, he casted a purification on himself to clean the doodles on his body, before casting a glance at Elva, Lyla, and Olivia, who were looking at him with fear.
"Olivia, let\'s go. We should prepare for a meal now," he suggested, making all of them stiff. But after hearing it was just this, they all heaved a sigh of relief.
"Okay, Brother Li, we should prepare for a meal then," Olivia agreed with a nod and took her leave with him swiftly.
She wanted to leave this depressed place as soon as possible because there were two people who were crying with endless complaints.
They were other than Irene and Alice who were threatened not to erase the doodles on their face if they wanted snow and food for tomorrow.
"Lyla! /Elva! Why didn\'t you stop Li Wei from bullying us? Look what terrible things he did to us!" Irene and Alice both cried simultaneously with tears, hugging Lyla and Elva, who sighed with exhausted looks.
They could\'ve stopped him, but they didn\'t because they wanted Irene and Alice to suffer for their jokes.
Li Xin, Li Yin, and Lily were also suffering with doodles on their faces, but they were just some flowers and red nose, unlike Irene who got a big pig on both sides of her cheeks, and Alice got a donkey with the words "dumb cat" and "stupid cat" on her face.